what if childbirth is just the pain of the 9 periods you missed
and all this time i thought it was the baby ripping through your vagina
i will do a lot of things but admitting im cold to my mum who told me to bring a jacket isn’t one of them
The only nail polish for me
you are not fat
you have fat
you also have fingernails
you are not fingernail
*doesn’t check bank account*
*pretends everything is fine*
my fall look today is winged eyeliner, plum lipstick, and a look on my face like i’m fucking your boyfriend and can’t wait for you to find out.
My fall look is simple liner with bold lashes, burgundy lipstick, a gleam in my eyes that let’s men know that I’ll suck their dick, their money out of their bank accounts, and the souls right out of their bodies.
this is my favorite post on tumblr currently
Pulled a layer of ice off a leaf.
recalled pencils from a 90’s anti drug campaign